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Cashley Cole loses the sexiest woman in the world !
Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool and Manchester City are all in trouble with results, players, managers, finances, fall-outs, trophy droughts and much, much more… as United look set to win their first silverware of the season !

are still furious over goalkeeper Luis Fabianski’s error which led to Porto winning 2-1 in Europe. Cesc Fabregas is looking for a move to either Real Madrid or Barcelona, take your pick. While Wenger is still having a say in everything… including the Pompey situation !

Chelsea are practically falling-apart; they lost 2-1 to José Mourinho’s Inter – with Drogba diving because he couldn’t get a shot on-target, Kalou also diving and stamping on Lucio’s testis. Ballack is doing worse than a grandfather would, while Ashley Cole hasn’t learnt his lesson from JT’s stupid mistake – after he sent nude pics to a model, even though he HAD the sexiest woman in the world as his wife… Petr Cech is also out injured for a month with a calf-strain !

Liverpool haven’t been playing as-bad as they were, but they are still playing bad. Torres is still out injured, and looking for a move elsewhere. Martin Skrtel is also injured for a few months. The Scousers lost 1-0 against Arsenal, and drew 0-0 with Man City recently – while they lie in 7th spot and still struggling with finances…

Manchester City players and fans are already rebelling against Roberto Mancini, after he forces the players to play FOOTBALL without a BALL in training. Shay Given and Craig Bellamy are threatening to leave the club if Mark Hughes is not brought back. Wayne Bridge has made himself unavailable for England after what John Terry did. Meanwhile Emmanuel Adebayor has been suspended for four-matches after hitting former Red, Ryan Shawcross.

But worst of all for City is that it will be 34 years to the day (on Sunday) since they won a trophy, after getting knocked-out of the FA Cup in extra-time by Stoke – who beat them 3-1 !
‘Mancini are you listening ?,
We’re gonna keep our ticker ticking,
We’ll be on Wembley Way,
34 years to the day,
While your choking on your scarf back home !’



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